My pet pelican in Jensen Beach had a birthday so I made him a classic gin martini, stirred not shaken.
I then recited this famous limerick in his honor:
A rare old bird is the Pelican
His beak can hold more than his bellycan.
Though I am damned if I know
How the hell he can.
Any ideas what his name should be?
I believe he is the team bird for NOLA basketball?
There are quite a few of these down here.
They fly by my window all the time.